If you are doing telemarketing, please simply skip this entry because this one is going to be very nasty to someone like you and wouldn’t be very nice for you to take it. I won’t ask for your forgiveness for being rude here because whatever you do, is just make me sick, disturbed, extremely angry and feeling like slapping or punching you on your heads.

In the past a couple of years, I averagely received the phone calls from you bastards once a day, sometimes I even had more than two or three. When I picked up the handset, your tireless but disgusting voices were like flies and bees, giving me a headache. You have no idea about timing, occasion and other people’s time, ignoring that we might be in the middle of something, having guests at home who need our attention, or doing the cooking on the stove with soup or dishes going to burnt out. Anyway, you ring, and you always have a good reason to ring. You think you are bringing me good news and you think you are a life saver of mine. Sometimes, you even tell me so shamelessly that “I am lucky to be selected by you bastards and to be given a good offer which I can not get anywhere lese.” You sound very exciting and happy for me. I wonder where did you get these kinds of strange feelings from?

Sometimes, I don’t understand why you still can not let me go after I said “I am not interested at all”. Are you a normal human being? Do you have even a bit self-esteem? I guess you don’t, otherwise you wouldn’t be doing this kind of job. Sometimes you are really sick, I have to say so, because you didn’t say anything on the other side of line. After I “hello” several times, you just hung up the phone. Don’t tell me it wasn’t you. I don’t have a secret admirer by the way, and if I had, he wouldn’t have done things like what you did for more than one year. You know what? Normally when the phone is going, I would quickly put down the things in my hands and rush to there to take it. Would you be happy if you got nobody speaking on the phone after all these? So last time when I had this, I said “if you don’t want to speak on the phone, that’s fine. But don’t ring this number anymore. Go back to F* your mother and yourself….”. I am usually very nice and feel hard to get rid of you, but you should know via this message that the last bit of my patience has ran out.

Do you think I am a fool? Do you believe I can’t read, do not observe the life, don’t know where to get information I need and being isolated with the whole world? Do you think you are the only resource for me to get things done? Who do you think you are? A life saver? A mentor? A fairy brings the light to our dull and dark life? The God? You are nothing but a piece of shit, an invading virus and a stinky bug. I don’t need you to “behave of Telstra” to give me an offer. If I need I would directly ask the Telstra. I don’t like you to ask my address as you want to send me some information of excellent offers, because this is my private information, you have no right to ask. It’s a very serious issue if you ask, you could get sued and lose your house, job and cost you a big fortune on the legal progression. I must be crazy if I am going to give you my address for just some free flyers or pamphlets.

Look, I am not here to against any career or profession that human beings could generate and develop in their life being. And I also understand that it’s not an easy job for you to do (considering a great number of possibilities of consistently being refused) and at least you are the people who earn the money by your hands or tongues or whatever you have on your bodies. In the essence, you are supposed to be respected on the point. But it can not change the fact that you are annoying bugs of normal people’s daily life, and you will never be welcome unfortunately. CHANGE YOUR JOB!!!